The Inner Monologue of a Cynical Fabler
Do you really want to now what its like to be trapped in the coldhearted mind of an illusionist? If not turn back. All I have is twisted words and this is how I see the world...
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Photoset reblogged from I put a spell on you because you're mine.
(Source: sylviagetyourheadouttheoven)
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Photo reblogged from "Poetry is what gets lost in translation."R Frost
Brighter Mornings - Tom Williams.
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Post reblogged from Adorable Mountain Mint
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
- why do they still make so much noise
- why are they so pushy and impatient
- why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
- why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
That fourth point tho
(Source: bartowski)
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Post reblogged from Over-wrought opinion machine.
deducting-timelord-for-castiel:
do you think its called “The Fault in Our Stars” because Hazel’s zodiac sign is cancer and shes got cancer so its her stars sign that caused it and thats a fault and thats why its called “The Fault in Our Stars”
SOMEONE SHOW THIS TO JOHN GREEN
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Deja Vu: Experiencing something, and feeling like it’s happened before.
Jamais Vu: Experiencing something, and then suddenly seeing it everywhere.
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Post reblogged from Adorable Mountain Mint
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
